Idiots

"Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur" (velocity860) 01/15/2014 at 10:41 • Filed to: Idiots

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I had to yell at a girl in my class today. She said" oh I text and drive all the time but I'm not stupid like people who crash". Oh ok yeah, because you aren't stupid you won't crash, ok. Dumbass.

DatASSun > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 10:43

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she sounds hot .. Lets be honest

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 10:44

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JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 10:45

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This is why I don't feel safe with all of these high schoolers getting a license!

And I'm 15! I'm thrown into this damn mess yet I have my phone locked away!

offroadkarter > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 10:46

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You should have said "what are you doing out of the kitchen, let alone driving? Everyone knows women aren't allowed to drive"

"flees the internet before Jezebel finds this"

thebigbossyboss > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 10:48

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Plus she probably has a million miles of road experience, since she is 16. Amirite?

McMike > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 10:48

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"I bet you also say, I have unprotected sex all the time but I don't get pregnant like stupid people "

Is what I would have said to her.

Jagvar > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 10:52

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Maybe she meant that she only texts when she's sitting at stoplights?

Probably not.

Frank Grimes > offroadkarter 01/15/2014 at 10:52

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It could have been a sandwich making class, or any cooking skills course is okay in my eyes.

RotaryLover > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/15/2014 at 10:57

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Man you guys have it worst than us back when I was starting driving. Bluetooth didn't exist yet and texting wasn't trending yet. We still had our CD players and mp3s started to get cheap. The only thing that we had against us, was driving too fast and alcohol while driving, which is funny because back in the days, grown adults we're targeted as drunk drivers and then it was our turn....This is almost 10 years ago....damn.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > DatASSun 01/15/2014 at 11:01

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She actually is, lmao

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > thebigbossyboss 01/15/2014 at 11:03

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and she drives a beige beetle

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Jagvar 01/15/2014 at 11:06

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Sadly, no. I tried to tell her that's the safer thing to do but she wouldn't listen.

PatBateman > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 11:06

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That really doesn't surprise me. I would also venture to say she's blonde.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > PatBateman 01/15/2014 at 11:08

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Yep.

DatASSun > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 11:08

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Now lets say this "hot chick" get in wreck .. not only will the person she hit get the car fixed but also get a opportunity to snatch a hot snatch ;) ..

This has worked and I remember in highschool wrecking my moms lexus and ended up dating the girl for a few months after ... she was hot .

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > DatASSun 01/15/2014 at 11:10

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Ha great job

DatASSun > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 11:13

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Now you just tell her "hey your a idiot and I posted about you "on the line" but if you hit me can I have your number ?

Jedidiah > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 11:15

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Hopefully she'll crash into a mail-box or telephone pole or something instead of another car so she won't be on the road endangering people anymore.

The Dummy Gummy > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 11:30

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Not to sound like a jerk, but it'd be kind of funny if she was texting this conversation and then got into an accident.

(Nothing severe of course.)

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 11:41

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she's cocky. that's how people die.

McChiken116 - Patrick H. > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/15/2014 at 11:42

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Just tell her that you're sure her funeral will be beautiful.